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June 26, 1996

On This Day in Wundee History...

A bear and a bird teamed up to

{Bolas (bolas@asu.edu) wrote:
: Grinning wildly on top of his pyramid, Matt begins to count his
: money... when a strange looking bird flies by his head...
: Matt thinks that was an AWFULLY large finch..., but continues
: counting his ill-gotten gains. As the bird swoops down on him, Matt
: is oblivious to his impending doom.
: "Take your pyramids elsewhere, you !"
: screams the finch, as it spews a line of fire directly at Matt.
: Simultaneously reconsidering his decision for posting to Olde Wundee
: and ducking for his life, Matt jumps off the pyramid...
: Only to find a grim bear with a very large blade...
: This is not Matt's day.

"Just hold it right there".

SNICKER SNEE SNICKER SNEE

"Ah, much better." Matt's clothing lay in rags at his feet.

SNICKER SNEE SNEEE SNEEEE...

Now Matt was marked with shallow cuts like dashed lines delineating all
the proper cuts.

"Let us begin in earnest...WHO WANTS THE PRIME RIB??"
--

-- The Original Dancing Bear, PhT, AB, TFI, AS, MFB
(Perfesser of Anthropophagy, frontier infosurgeon, hydrogen flamester)
"Ask not for whom the bear dances, 'cause he dances for thee." -- Anon}


Merely an ordinary day.

Joel T.
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